Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton's efforts to generate some Internet buzz by asking people to help her choose a campaign song were so successful she has opted for round two.
The New York senator first appealed to Web users with 10 songs, and after getting more than 130,000 votes the campaign has narrowed it down to another 10 -- the top vote-getters and five write-ins.
Urging supporters to cast their vote, Clinton tells people: "You have spoken [and] there were some truly wonderful selections," and does a little swaying to the beat in her self-deprecating Web video.
"Anyway, I'm so gratified that all of you thought that this was such a wonderful idea," Clinton deadpans, as the video cuts to YouTubers blasting the concept.
"This is ridiculous," one says, as another adds: "Insulting!" and one more asks, "Are you freaking kidding me?"
The frontrunner for the 2008 nomination will announce the winner online or will send text messages to supporters who sign up.
Here are the song finalists. You can vote on her site, or better yet, use our comments section to suggest your own Hillary Clinton theme song.
Round One Winners:
* Suddenly I See - KT Tunstall-- Christina Bellantoni, Capitol Hill correspondent, The Washington Times
* Rock This Country! - Shania Twain
* Beautiful Day - U2
* Get Ready - The Temptations
* I'm a Believer - Smash Mouth
Top Write-In Suggestions:
* Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
* Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now - McFadden & Whitehead
* Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police
* You and I - Celine Dion
* The Best - Tina Turner
Comments (278)
I suggest "Shes just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware the devil woman Shes gonna get you"
That would be a very realistic song for her campaign!
Posted by bob rodriguez | May 24, 2007 1:11 PM
I think the Eagles, "Witchy Woman" or better yet, Elton John's "The [expletive deleted] is Back"
Posted by John C. | May 24, 2007 1:12 PM
Scary.
Posted by Chip | May 24, 2007 1:12 PM
I don't know why she isn't using I'm a Loser by the Beatles as a theme song ?
Posted by David Hamlin | May 24, 2007 1:16 PM
I voted for "The [expletive deleted] is Back" by Elton John. How many votes for that one?
Posted by Little Tommy | May 24, 2007 1:16 PM
See You Next Time - U2
Posted by Mark Malatesta | May 24, 2007 1:18 PM
See you Next Time - U2
Posted by Edward Jamieson | May 24, 2007 1:19 PM
What was the name of the big hit by Sir Mix-A-Lot in the 90s?
Posted by Jim | May 24, 2007 1:19 PM
Lies by Fleetwood Mac
Posted by billkwalsh | May 24, 2007 1:19 PM
See you next time - U2
Posted by Mark Shulzitski | May 24, 2007 1:19 PM
See You Next Time - U2
Posted by mark malatesta | May 24, 2007 1:20 PM
SEE YOU NEXT TIME - U2
Posted by Ric Canfield | May 24, 2007 1:21 PM
See You Next Time - by U2
Posted by mary miller | May 24, 2007 1:21 PM
See You Next Time - U2
Posted by summer daize | May 24, 2007 1:22 PM
See You Next Time - U2
Posted by kelly black | May 24, 2007 1:23 PM
Stray Cat Blues, The Stones
Posted by TONY | May 24, 2007 1:23 PM
Why doesn't she use "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake?
Posted by Regina Fliangi | May 24, 2007 1:24 PM
Theme Song From the T.V. Show "The Monkeys"
Posted by Laura | May 24, 2007 1:28 PM
Liar, Liar - The Castaways
Posted by Bob | May 24, 2007 1:28 PM
Tell Me Lies - Fleetwood Mac
Posted by Jeannie | May 24, 2007 1:28 PM
How about, "Loser" by Beck?
Posted by Tim Johnson | May 24, 2007 1:28 PM
Some previous theme songs:
-happy days are here again-
-Born in the USA-Regan Campaign
-Don't Stop (thinking about tomorrow) - Bill Clinton
still waiting for a 3rd party candidate to use thw Who's "won't get folled again"
Posted by alex | May 24, 2007 1:30 PM
I'd vote for "Shame Shame Shame" by Shirley & Co., except I don't think either of the Clintons know the meaning of the word.
Posted by Brian | May 24, 2007 1:33 PM
The [expletive deleted] is back
Posted by Snoppy | May 24, 2007 1:33 PM
How about Elton John's "The ***** is Back"?
Posted by Landlocked | May 24, 2007 1:37 PM
Hillary's theme song should be "American Idiot" by Greenday.
Posted by Kara | May 24, 2007 1:38 PM
The Tax (Wo)man - The Beatles
You Haven't Done Nothin' - Stevie Wonder
You're So Vain - Carly Simon
Posted by T.J. McIver | May 24, 2007 1:39 PM
I think it should be "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot.
Posted by Charles Ross | May 24, 2007 1:41 PM
There is a certain Elton John song that fits.
Posted by T Burchfield | May 24, 2007 1:43 PM
"I [Can't] Make it on My Own (Tammy Wynette) her favorite artist!!
Posted by KB Wilson | May 24, 2007 1:45 PM
I still think that Rush had the right idea going with Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back!"
Posted by Bill | May 24, 2007 1:45 PM
My suggestion is Metallica's "Sanitarium (Welcome Home)".
Posted by Todd Hester | May 24, 2007 1:46 PM
How about "The [expletive deleted] is Back!"
Posted by Steven Henry | May 24, 2007 1:46 PM
How about one for Bill, since he'll be global ambassador (or some such silly thing):
I Kissed Her on the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You - Benny Hill
Posted by SWeaver | May 24, 2007 1:48 PM
How about "War Pigs" by Sabbath
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 1:49 PM
Obviously "Devil with the Blue Dress On" got edited out.
Posted by Bill Suphan | May 24, 2007 1:50 PM
Sisters are Doing it For Themselves - Aretha Franklin (v1) Annie Lennox (v2) Spice Girls (v3)
Posted by Jason Oliver | May 24, 2007 1:50 PM
How 'bout "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot. A sure winner.
Posted by Ian | May 24, 2007 1:51 PM
How about: Make An Ugly Woman Your Wife!
Posted by Darryl Weiler | May 24, 2007 1:53 PM
Why didn't somebody suggest "The [expletive deleted] is Back" by Elton John
Posted by Kyle Harris | May 24, 2007 1:54 PM
Elton John's "The [expletive deleted] is Back." Neeed I say more?
Posted by Charlie | May 24, 2007 1:54 PM
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 1:54 PM
I'd vote for "Lonesome Loser" by the Little River Band.
Posted by Fred | May 24, 2007 1:55 PM
The song from the musical "South Pacific" "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of my Hair"
Posted by Joe Zingher | May 24, 2007 1:55 PM
Cold Hard [expletive deleted] - Jet
As if it were written with Hillary in mind!!!!!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 1:57 PM
It's Cryin Time Again - Ray Charles
Posted by Psdo51 | May 24, 2007 1:57 PM
There's only one possible choice: Elton John's "The [expletive deleted] Is Back."
Posted by Ellen Arnold | May 24, 2007 1:57 PM
how about "Your Cheatin Heart" by Hank Williams Sr.
Posted by joe | May 24, 2007 1:59 PM
I personally know that this is rigged ;).
Posted by Pooping Propaganda | May 24, 2007 2:04 PM
The song that should be used is "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"
Posted by Jim Snodgrass | May 24, 2007 2:04 PM
How 'bout "Baby's Got Back" for a theme song??
Posted by JACK | May 24, 2007 2:06 PM
im a loser - beatles
Posted by me | May 24, 2007 2:07 PM
How about, "The [expletive deleted] Is Back!" by Sir Elton John.
Posted by Jennifer | May 24, 2007 2:12 PM
I Am Woman - Helen Reddy
Posted by Dan Godzich | May 24, 2007 2:13 PM
How about "Show me the way to go home"? or here's a goody, "She's a Maniac"!!
Posted by lynn | May 24, 2007 2:14 PM
How about "Down with a Sickness" by Disturbed
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 2:15 PM
How about Crazy - Gnarls Barkley ?
Posted by Austin | May 24, 2007 2:15 PM
The Impossible Dream
Posted by Jimmy D Cox | May 24, 2007 2:20 PM
The [expletive deleted] Is Back - Elton John
Evil Woman - ELO
Lying Eyes - The Eagles
Reason to Believe - Tim Hardin or Rod Stewart
Positively 4th Street - Bob Dylan
Posted by Mike | May 24, 2007 2:20 PM
"Leave the Dishes in the Sink, Ma," by Spike Jones and the City Slickers.
Posted by Rod Vessels | May 24, 2007 2:21 PM
I think the song, The Impossible Dream would be perfect for her.
Posted by Jimmy D Cox | May 24, 2007 2:22 PM
"The [expletive deleted] is Back" - Elton John
Posted by Daniel | May 24, 2007 2:22 PM
I would like to suggest, " Under My Thumb".
Posted by Chrisman Smith | May 24, 2007 2:23 PM
Man, I thought my submission to her contest was perfect:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4924085173349496686
Reminds me of my childhood in Northern Virgina, back in the day.
Posted by Wuptdo | May 24, 2007 2:23 PM
Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap : AC/DC
Posted by old dad | May 24, 2007 2:24 PM
From Stormin Normnan "the nag"
CHILLIN' AND MAYBE ILLIN', TRILLIN' AND SPILLIN' SONGS FOR BILL'S CHILL PILL HILL FROM ILL.
http://the-nag.livejournal.com/ 5-21-2007
BILL:
I'll Take You There
Lean On Me
Use Me
BIG CHILL:
Ain't Too Proud To Beg
I Second That Emotion
A Whiter Shade Of Pale
BUZZKILL (and ill-will):
It's Over
Na Na Hey Hey
You Can't Always Get What You Want
CARVILLE:
Arkansas Traveller
Dirty Work
Second Time Around
DeVILLE (Mink):
Can't Do Without It
Just Give Me One Good Reason
She's So Tough
DeVILLE (Willy):
I Can Only Give You Everything
Loup Garou
My One Desire (Vampir's Lullaby)
DILL (sour grapes and bitter pills):
Dream On
That'll Be The Day
You Ain't Woman Enough
DR. PHIL:
Respect Yourself
Take It Easy
Try A Little Tenderness
EMERIL:
Burnin' For You
Hungry Like The Wolf
That Smell
MILLS (Heather):
I Get Around
I'm Still Standing
Polythene Pam
MILLS (LANE):
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Let's Get It On
Love Bites
MISTER BILL:
Baby One More Time
I'm Hurtin'
Steamroller Blues
QUILLS (Media Jackals):
Deja Vu
It's Now Or Never
Victim Or The Crime
SHILLS (some breathless Democrats):
I Only Have Eyes For You
Nobody Does It Better
You're The One That I Want
SHRILLS (every breathing Republican):
The [expletive deleted] Is Back
Devil In Disguise
Evil Woman
STEVEN STILLS:
Change Partners
Helplessly Hoping
Isn't It About Time
WILL (George):
Centerfield
Spooky
The Worst That Could Happen
WILLS (Chill):
Back In The Saddle
'Taters and Corn
Where The Boys Are
WILLS (Garry):
History
She's The One
There's A First Time For Everything
WILLS (Maury):
Born To Run
I'm Movin' On
Stealin'
and of course HILL'S:
Always On My Mind
It's My Party
Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
and lastly, from the Close-Enough-For-Government-Work Department, DYLAN'S:
A Hard Reign's a-Gonna Follow
Mistress of War
Tangled Up in Bill
--Stormin
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 2:26 PM
My other post probably won't make it. What about "Dueling Banjos" from the movie "Deliverance."
Posted by Wuptdo | May 24, 2007 2:27 PM
From Stormin Normnan "the nag":
CHILLIN' AND MAYBE ILLIN', TRILLIN' AND SPILLIN' SONGS FOR BILL'S CHILL PILL HILL FROM ILL.
BILL:
I'll Take You There
Lean On Me
Use Me
BIG CHILL:
Ain't Too Proud To Beg
I Second That Emotion
A Whiter Shade Of Pale
BUZZKILL (and ill-will):
It's Over
Na Na Hey Hey
You Can't Always Get What You Want ....
Posted by Norm Gaudet | May 24, 2007 2:27 PM
I nominate 'Creep'
Posted by dave | May 24, 2007 2:29 PM
The only appropriate tune is by Elton John, The [expletive deleted] is Back
Posted by Graeme Smith | May 24, 2007 2:29 PM
There aren't enough curse words to write a song about her!
Posted by Phil | May 24, 2007 2:29 PM
"Don't Go Away Mad Just Go Away" by Motley Crue
Posted by me | May 24, 2007 2:29 PM
a few come to mind
Dirty Deeds (done real cheap): AC/DC
If you got the money, I got the time: Hank Williams
Its My Party: Leslie Gore
Posted by Harold | May 24, 2007 2:31 PM
How about "The [expletive deleted] is Back" by Elton John!
Posted by Sheri | May 24, 2007 2:32 PM
"Big-legged Woman Ain't Got No Soul"
The Police would be blasphemy!
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 2:33 PM
This is the song hands down!!! THE [expletive deleted] IS BACK by Elton John
Posted by T.G.Bauer | May 24, 2007 2:34 PM
How about "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith...lol
Posted by Chris | May 24, 2007 2:34 PM
Here's one 'Yada Yada' by Dorie Preven
Posted by Andy302 | May 24, 2007 2:35 PM
Baby got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot
Posted by Jim | May 24, 2007 2:36 PM
Jim Stafford's song, "My Girl, Bill" captures the conservative viewpoint that a Hillary presidency will simply be a repeat - albeit a more-liberal repeat - of a Bill Clinton presidency.
Posted by Bob McCarty | May 24, 2007 2:37 PM
"Liar" by the Rollins Band
Posted by CMA | May 24, 2007 2:37 PM
"Baby Got Back" Sir Mix-a-lot. This is classic Clinton "leadership." Stick your finger in the air to see which way the wind is blowing, and go with the flow.
Posted by Phil G | May 24, 2007 2:42 PM
How about - "Kyle's Mom" sung by Eric Cartman.
Posted by David | May 24, 2007 2:42 PM
Cold Blooded by Rick James
I Don't Want to Go On With You Like That by Elton John
Master of Puppets by Metallica
What Is and What Should Never Be by Led Zepplin
A Wolf at the Door by Radiohead
Posted by D Hunter | May 24, 2007 2:43 PM
"Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley
"Burning Down The House" by the Talking Heads
"Back Off [expletive deleted]" by Guns 'n' Roses
"You're Crazy" by Guns 'n' Roses
"Fifteeen Pounds of [expletive deleted] in a Ten Pound Bag" By The Spudmonsters
"Money" by Pink Floyd
Better yet, someone call Dick Morris and have him write a song. He knows her quite well from his years keeping her husband's [expletive deleted] out of hot water.
Posted by Jason | May 24, 2007 2:44 PM
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song!!!
Posted by BOOOSH | May 24, 2007 2:45 PM
Fat bottom girls?
Posted by Dan | May 24, 2007 2:46 PM
Little Miss Can't Be Wrong by Spin Doctors:
Posted by Jake | May 24, 2007 2:49 PM
How about "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man"
Posted by cjuk | May 24, 2007 2:49 PM
She Got The Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)
by Jerry Reed
Posted by steve | May 24, 2007 2:49 PM
I feel a little nauseaus, nauseus, nauseous........(sic) whatever.
Posted by Jack NYC | May 24, 2007 2:51 PM
Anyone notice that three of her top 5 were not even American. We all know U2 is Irish. KT Tunstall is Scottish. Shania is Canadian and lives in Switzerland. Two of her write-in winners, Celine Dion and the Police, are non-Americans, too.
Posted by A. Non. | May 24, 2007 2:51 PM
The most appropriate theme song for Calculating Clinton is "SHE'S A [expletive deleted]" the 1999 single recorded by Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott for Goldmind/Elektra Records. Produced by Timbaland, "She's a [expletive deleted]" was released as the debut single from Elliott's second album, Da Real World.
Posted by ImpeachmentNOW | May 24, 2007 2:51 PM
you haters are all brainwashed by rush, etc. they have totally taken over your decision making and shaped all your opinions on everything - all for THEIR own good you idiots.
Posted by superslick | May 24, 2007 2:55 PM
"Won't Get Fooled Again" ~The Who
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 2:56 PM
Back In The USSR -- Beatles
Taxman -- Beatles
Fool On The Hill -- Beatles
I'm A Loser -- Beatles
Cold As Ice -- Foreigner
Liar -- Three Dog Night
Liar Liar -- Castaways
Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Sweet Little Lies) -- Fleetwood Mac
Jive Talkin -- Bee Gees
The Hustle -- Van McCoy
Every Move You Make (I'll Be Watching You) -- Police
You're So Vain -- Carly Simon
Karma Chameleon -- Culture Club
Dude Looks Like A Lady -- Aerosmith
The Great Pretender -- Platters
Evil Woman -- Electric Light Orchestra
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haaa! -- Napoleon XIV
The Theme Song from "Mr. Ed"
Posted by sd42webmaster | May 24, 2007 2:56 PM
The [expletive deleted] is back by Elton John.
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 2:57 PM
Having always been a big ELO fan, I submit "Evil Woman".
Posted by Stewart | May 24, 2007 2:58 PM
And I thought I'd be the only to think of "The [expletive deleted] Is Back"!!!
Posted by Phil Edmond | May 24, 2007 2:59 PM
"Read Between the Lies" - Slayer
Posted by Brian | May 24, 2007 3:01 PM
I'd Love To Change The World ,
by Ten Years After.
Classic line ,
Take From The Rich And Give To The Poor Till There Are No Rich No More.
Posted by Larry B | May 24, 2007 3:01 PM
how about "The [expletive deleted] is Back" by Elton John. or "Evil Woman?" or here's a blast from the past , "My Girl, Bill!" or "Afternoon Delight?"
Hopefully, after the election is finally over we an all the old country song "Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone!"
Posted by robert | May 24, 2007 3:02 PM
The song for Hillary's campaign doesn't exist because our greatest disaster ballad writer, Gordon Lightfoot, hasn't written it yet.
If he can eulogize 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald', he can certainly give her campaign the justice it will deserve.
Posted by Citizen Carrier | May 24, 2007 3:02 PM
i guarantee "[expletive deleted] is back" won the first round as it should have
Posted by fred | May 24, 2007 3:03 PM
how about Devil With a Blue Dress
Posted by jc | May 24, 2007 3:03 PM
Man Eater...
Posted by heh | May 24, 2007 3:06 PM
Is "Once Bitten, Twice Shy" not in the running?
It certainly should be!
Posted by Josh | May 24, 2007 3:07 PM
I voted for the National Anthem of the Soviet Union.
Posted by Frank Corradino | May 24, 2007 3:08 PM
Didn't Heart do a song titled "Barracuda"? Suits the "Hill" to a tee!!
Posted by bojanglesmom | May 24, 2007 3:09 PM
STAND BY YOUR MAN
Posted by George J. | May 24, 2007 3:11 PM
"You're a rich girl" by Hall and Oates. Remember the matching verse?
Posted by Mark | May 24, 2007 3:13 PM
"Daydream Believer" by The Monkees
Posted by Manolo | May 24, 2007 3:14 PM
What about "Evil Has No Boundaries" from Slayer. Oh sure it's an old one, but it seems to fit her just dandy!
Posted by Kirk M | May 24, 2007 3:14 PM
"The Great Pretender"
Posted by Manolo | May 24, 2007 3:14 PM
How about something more subtly appropriate like, "Charade"
Posted by LouScanon | May 24, 2007 3:16 PM
Several titles by Kink Friendman come to mind.
Posted by Gene Giltner | May 24, 2007 3:19 PM
The theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Posted by lol wut | May 24, 2007 3:21 PM
How 'bout
"Don't Mess With Bill"
by The Marvelettes (1965)?
Posted by Jeff B | May 24, 2007 3:21 PM
"Cold As Ice" by Foreigner
Posted by Manolo | May 24, 2007 3:21 PM
"Dazed and Confused"
Posted by Manolo | May 24, 2007 3:23 PM
"Sympathy for the Devil," Rolling Stones
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what's puzzlin' you is the nature of my game."
Posted by richard h | May 24, 2007 3:25 PM
"What Do You For Money, Honey?" by AC/DC
Posted by Manolo | May 24, 2007 3:25 PM
How about the Tom Jones hit from the mid-late 90's..... "If I Only Knew" ??
( refrain: If I only knew,
what I could do,
to make you - make you love me...
If I only knew,
what I could do,
to make you - make you Happy.)
Posted by FreeGovernmentCheese Guy | May 24, 2007 3:25 PM
"Man in the box" by Marilyn Manson
Posted by Ken Taylor | May 24, 2007 3:25 PM
The best choice is
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix Alot
Posted by Steady | May 24, 2007 3:26 PM
Gotta go with the Sir Mix-a-lot classic "Baby Got Back", but Elton John's "The [expletive deleted] is Back" seems to be the overall favorite.
Posted by Red Marilyn | May 24, 2007 3:27 PM
I can't believe that no one has said this yet but for many years after Monica people always played "Stand By Your Man" when she came in the room. This was in reference to the fact that despite being a militant feminist she was willing to put up with a cheating husband just so she could keep hangin on his coat tails. SO... I vote for "STAND BY YOUR MAN"
Posted by Fred | May 24, 2007 3:28 PM
I have the perfect song if she loses the election: "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!"
Posted by Budd Gray | May 24, 2007 3:30 PM
Roxanne
Posted by jmack | May 24, 2007 3:30 PM
Lies Lies Lies - The Thompson Twins
Posted by Reality Check | May 24, 2007 3:36 PM
"You Are the Reason Our Children Are Ugly"
Loretta Lynne and Conway Twitty.
Posted by SeaWolf | May 24, 2007 3:37 PM
"How Can I Miss You, When You Won't Go Away"
Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks
Posted by SeaWolf | May 24, 2007 3:38 PM
No doubt about it - Hillary's theme song should be "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen.
Posted by Yossel | May 24, 2007 3:41 PM
I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME
(Randy Hanzlick)
Posted by seth | May 24, 2007 3:42 PM
How about the Oompa Lumpa song???
Posted by dave | May 24, 2007 3:42 PM
The End by the Doors
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 3:43 PM
How about "Super Freak" by Rick James
Posted by Freakin' Out | May 24, 2007 3:44 PM
Running on Empty
Posted by Pete | May 24, 2007 3:44 PM
R.E.M - "It's the end of the world (As We Know It)"
Posted by Central Scrutinizer | May 24, 2007 3:45 PM
"Puff the Magic Dragon"
Posted by Daphne Moon | May 24, 2007 3:46 PM
"I always feel like, Sombody's watching me!" - artist forgotten
Posted by Robert | May 24, 2007 3:48 PM
Have an old Hillbilly song called, There ain't enough whiskey in Kintucky to take the ugly out of you.
Posted by John Shonder | May 24, 2007 3:49 PM
How about "They're coming to take me away"
Posted by Wild Willy | May 24, 2007 3:49 PM
The Worst That Could Happen, The Brooklyn Bridge
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 3:51 PM
how about "the internationale"
Posted by jim | May 24, 2007 3:51 PM
How about "Loser" by Beck
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 3:52 PM
Her entering a debate to the tune of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne seems perfect.
Posted by D Hunter | May 24, 2007 3:53 PM
I'm sure the Dixie Hicks can come up with something!
Posted by Jules | May 24, 2007 3:56 PM
"I used to love her" by Guns-N-Roses
Posted by John Hinnant | May 24, 2007 3:59 PM
The EXPLITIVE is back! (the only option)
Posted by Tuscarora | May 24, 2007 3:59 PM
As sung by Rufus T Firefly in "Duck Soup"
The last man nearly ruined this place,
He didn't know what to do with it;
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait till I get through with it!
Posted by D W Petrie | May 24, 2007 3:59 PM
How about Devil with a Blue Dress On? Or would that have been better for Clinton in 1996?
Posted by JR Ryan | May 24, 2007 3:59 PM
How Can I Miss You (When You Won't Go Away)
I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dad,
They say they've tried but it's all in vain.
I've begged and I've pleaded, I even got mad,
Now we must face it, you give me a pain.
chorus: How can I miss you when you won't go away?
I keep telling you day after day,
But you won't listen, you always stay and stay,
How can I miss you when you won't go away? ...
Posted by SeaWolf | May 24, 2007 4:04 PM
Although the Elton John song fits perfectly, it's not really appropriate for the family-oriented campaign that Hillary will run. On the other hand, the Clintons do like Fleetwood Mac, and "Tell Me Lies, Tell me Sweet Little Lies" would save them the trouble of having to buy new CDs.
Posted by Odysseus | May 24, 2007 4:09 PM
Mob Rules - Black Sabbath
"If you listen to fools, the mob rules"
Posted by jim gibson | May 24, 2007 4:11 PM
The "Loony Tunes" theme.
Posted by Dave | May 24, 2007 4:11 PM
Benny Hill theme
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 4:13 PM
How about "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
Posted by bob | May 24, 2007 4:16 PM
"La Bamba" by Richie Valens
So as to appeal to her cross-border supporters.
Posted by tradcon3 | May 24, 2007 4:17 PM
I vote for Die,Die,Die by Metallica
Posted by leslie | May 24, 2007 4:20 PM
"Helter Skelter" or "Fat Bottom Girls" - Both appropriate
Posted by Chris | May 24, 2007 4:20 PM
Neah, the winnwe is...
Black Magic Woman - Santana
Posted by Simon Le Bon | May 24, 2007 4:26 PM
The winner is
Black Magic Woman - Santana
Posted by Simon LE Bon | May 24, 2007 4:27 PM
Castles Made Of Sand Hendrix
..and so castles made of sand fall in the sea - eventually.
Posted by WTL | May 24, 2007 4:29 PM
Be My Druidess by Type-O Negative
Posted by Palm Beach Bum | May 24, 2007 4:29 PM
The perfect theme song for Hillary is "I'm a [expletive deleted]" by Meredith Brooks.
Posted by Jill | May 24, 2007 4:31 PM
"The [expletive deleted] Is Back"- Elton John msut've been channelling Nostradamus.
Posted by R. B.H. | May 24, 2007 4:32 PM
Perhaps an old Disney tune, Cruella DeVille?
Posted by T-Nuts | May 24, 2007 4:34 PM
How about "Devil Woman" by Marty Robbins
Posted by MIIKE | May 24, 2007 4:34 PM
From her perspective, if she were honest: Mr. Blue, by Clear Light. Some lyrics:
Step softly, Mr. Blue, we know what's best for you
We know where your precious dreams will take you
You've got a slot to fill, and fill that slot you will
You'll learn to love it, or we'll break you
and later in the song...
But never think again that you can ever think again
Posted by Bobby G | May 24, 2007 4:37 PM
Bad Mood Rising
Posted by wolfman | May 24, 2007 4:39 PM
Stand By Your Man
Posted by bubo | May 24, 2007 4:41 PM
I'll second the vote for
Positively 4th Street - Bob Dylan
Posted by Daphne | May 24, 2007 4:47 PM
I recommend the Imperial March from Star Wars. It is dark and gloomy, just like the possibility of Hillary becoming president.
Posted by AOK | May 24, 2007 4:47 PM
How about the 'Devil went down to Georgia" She being the Devil. :)
Posted by back-2-me | May 24, 2007 4:53 PM
How about the classic Wizard Of Oz theme:
"If I Only Had A Brain/Heart/Courage"
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 4:54 PM
Cat Scratch Fever--Ted Nugent (The Motorcity Madman, and NRA Board Member)
Posted by EagleJim | May 24, 2007 4:54 PM
"Held Up Without a Gun" by Bruce Springsteen. Kind of explains her tax policy.
Posted by TackleberryLives | May 24, 2007 4:55 PM
"Fat Bottom Girls - You Make the Rockin' World Go 'round" - by Queen
Posted by Rick | May 24, 2007 4:55 PM
Judging how the country would wind up if she was elected I would recommed
"RUN TO THE HILLS" - Iron Maiden
mainly for the line - run to the hills, run for your life
Posted by watson | May 24, 2007 4:56 PM
Seems like most people agree on The [expletive deleted] Is Back by Elton John. We need Hillary like we need another terrorist attack, which we'll surely get once she's in the White House... God, please help us as a nation, and deliver us from Hillary - YIKES!!
Posted by Eddie | May 24, 2007 4:56 PM
I recommend all you Republicans stop talking about the Clinton's and deal with the current Idiot in Chief.
I predict this comment will be "moderated" out.
Posted by A Black Man | May 24, 2007 4:58 PM
You're lost little girl - by The Doors
Posted by MRB | May 24, 2007 4:59 PM
Gotta be "The [expletive deleted] Is Back!" by Elton John
Posted by Martin | May 24, 2007 5:01 PM
Simple: Running on Empty
Posted by Patrick | May 24, 2007 5:01 PM
a song by Meredith Brooks simply titled "[expletive deleted]"
Posted by Brad Jones | May 24, 2007 5:03 PM
Don't Leave Me This Way - Thelma Houston
Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2007 5:03 PM
Eurythmics - "Double Plus Good" from the "1984" Movie Soundtrack.
Posted by Rob | May 24, 2007 5:06 PM
The obvious choice for Mrs. Bill Clinton is "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette.
Posted by Ken Falkenstein | May 24, 2007 5:07 PM
"If you've got the money honey, I've got the time" -- Lefty Frizzell
"I'm Crazy" -- Patsy Cline
"Cold, cold heart" -- Hank Williams Sr.
Posted by Nigel Gamecock | May 24, 2007 5:07 PM
Cold Hard [expletive deleted] by Jet.
Posted by John | May 24, 2007 5:07 PM
"Lie to Me" by Johnny Lang
Posted by Sam Mela | May 24, 2007 5:12 PM
Stand by your man
Posted by AT | May 24, 2007 5:13 PM
I'm Just a Girl, by No Doubt.
Posted by Jersey Dave | May 24, 2007 5:14 PM
electric light orchestra "Evil Woman"
Posted by snoop | May 24, 2007 5:16 PM
"Worst That Could Happen" by Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge
Posted by Gene Clifford | May 24, 2007 5:17 PM
The theme for the WITCH from the "Wizard of Oz" when she rides her bike and her broom!
Posted by Apollo | May 24, 2007 5:20 PM
"World" by Five For Fighting
'Be careful what you wish for/ History starts now'
or "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot, cause let's face it fellas: She's got some back!
Posted by Michael | May 24, 2007 5:21 PM
"Back In The USSR" by The Beatles, because if she becomes president, this country will become the reincarnation of that evil empire.
Posted by Doug | May 24, 2007 5:22 PM
"Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash
"Sandman" - Metallica
Posted by Anthony Orrino | May 24, 2007 5:24 PM
Captain Jack (Billy Joel)
Magical Mystery Tour (Beatles)
Purple Haze (Hendrix)
What a fool believes (Doobies)
My girl, Bill
Queen of the Slipscreen (Van Morrison)
The Tears of a Clown (Smokey Robinson)
Go your own Way (Fleetwood Mac)
I'm so Afraid (Fleetwood Mac)
Oh Well (Fleetwood Mac)
Oh, Good Grief (Charlie Brown Soundtrack-V. Guaralti
Posted by bob | May 24, 2007 5:28 PM
The line, "She was practiced at the art of deception" from the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" certainly fits Hillary.
Posted by Doug Woolley | May 24, 2007 5:30 PM
Hey Black Man! You were wrong. Nobody is going to comment you out. We conservatives, love all the people, enjoy freedom of speech and also have unlimited sense of humor as you can see. Lighten up brother, it's all in good spirit.
Posted by Simon LE Bon | May 24, 2007 5:33 PM
"Dude looks like a lady"
Posted by weeve | May 24, 2007 5:33 PM
LIAR by Aldo Nova
Posted by billybob | May 24, 2007 5:42 PM
"Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen;
"The [expletive deleted]is Back" by Elton John;
"My Woman From Tokyo" by Deep Purple;
"Crazy" by Patsy Cline;
"Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin;
"Heartbreaker" by Led Zeppelin.
Posted by Dan McGuire | May 24, 2007 5:46 PM
PeaceTrain.. Cat Stevens
Posted by BongoBilly | May 24, 2007 5:46 PM
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"-Conway and Loretta
"Shameless"-Garth Brooks
"I Kissed A Girl"-Jill Sobule
"Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)" AC/DC
"Lyin' Eyes"- The Eagles
"Drink, Swear, Steal And Lie"-Michael Peterson
"The Stonecutter Song (We Do)"-The Simpsons
Posted by Max Thompson | May 24, 2007 5:48 PM
Devil in Disguise by Elvis
Posted by Mike | May 24, 2007 5:50 PM
Evil Woman from Black Sabbath
Posted by right wing dude | May 24, 2007 5:52 PM
Only one fits her perfectly
PERFIDIA!
Posted by Chris Myers | May 24, 2007 5:54 PM
Anything by Ludacris
Posted by Shelly | May 24, 2007 5:55 PM
Now and Then, There's a Fool Such as I - By Elvis
Posted by Hans | May 24, 2007 5:55 PM
"The Closet"- R Kelly
Anything by k.d. lang, Melissa Etheridge, or the Indigo Girls, if you know what I mean...
Posted by Max Thompson | May 24, 2007 5:56 PM
I can't believe no one has thought of "Won't you come back Billy Dale" by Dolly Parton.
Posted by Owen Nobody | May 24, 2007 5:56 PM
How bout TAKE ME BACK TO TULSA I'M TOO YOUNG TO MARRY or lookin' for a SIXTY MINUTE MAN
Posted by The Bob | May 24, 2007 5:58 PM
Hello Black Man :) Just because I'm conservative (and perhaps BECAUSE I am conservative) I am not a fan of the current administration. Please don't lump me in with Bush or his spineless cohorts in the House and Senate. I want to deal with him--by bringing a REAL conservative to the White House...
(And I'll be surprised if my comments make it through the editor-- you're not alone in that...)
And here's my choice for a Hillary theme song:
Death on Two Legs by Queen
Posted by I make my conservative friends look liberal | May 24, 2007 6:01 PM
I strongly agree with "The ***** is Back" by Elton John.
Posted by Jack | May 24, 2007 6:02 PM
"Would I Lie to You?" by The Eurythmics
Posted by Snurt | May 24, 2007 6:03 PM
Yet another liberal prediction proven false.
Posted by Some Dude | May 24, 2007 6:05 PM
I wanted to vote for 'The [expletive deleted] Is Back' by Elton John.
Posted by Nerz | May 24, 2007 6:07 PM
"Next Time You See Me" (Grateful Dead)
Posted by Keith Alan | May 24, 2007 6:11 PM
Highway to Hell: AC/DC
You're No Good: Ronstadt/Van Halen
Little Dreamer: Van Halen
Al Gore Paradise: Paul Shanklin
Live in Love'n Maid: Led Zeppelin
Darkness, Darkness: Robert Plant
Hey Joe (Lieberman): Jimi Hendrix
For What It's Worth: Dang near everyone
Posted by Jodeo | May 24, 2007 6:12 PM
How about this old Holly Dunn song - "When I say no I mean maybe, or maybe I mean yes".
Posted by Mike | May 24, 2007 6:17 PM
America "A horse with no name"
Cher "Dark Lady"
Eagles "Hotel California" (which is where Bill is without Hillary)
Posted by Val Meneses | May 24, 2007 6:18 PM
"Whos Fat" by weird Al Yankovich
Posted by WC | May 24, 2007 6:18 PM
"Cold Hard [expletive deleted]" by Jet
Posted by Michael | May 24, 2007 6:19 PM
Ok- How bout Fat Bottom Girls?
QUEEN
Posted by jo jo | May 24, 2007 6:23 PM
How about "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd
Posted by Snidley | May 24, 2007 6:24 PM
"When I'm 64" by the Beatles, or
"California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedys, or
"Creep" by Radio Head
Posted by Ohio Joe | May 24, 2007 6:29 PM
Loser - Beck
Posted by steve | May 24, 2007 6:43 PM
How about the Oompah Loompah song ...
Posted by R Ferguson | May 24, 2007 6:44 PM
The theme from "Jaws." That's how darn scary she is to me.
Posted by Henderson, Nevada | May 24, 2007 6:47 PM
Oh Well by Fleetwood Mac might work:
"I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to"
Posted by 4-da-blues | May 24, 2007 6:56 PM
Cold As Ice
Posted by martha a ware | May 24, 2007 6:57 PM
"SMILING FACES' by the Undisputed Truth (Perfect!)
Posted by D. von Schmausen | May 24, 2007 7:00 PM
Evil Woman by ELO
Posted by ken | May 24, 2007 7:03 PM
How is "Maneater" by Hall and Oates not an option!
Posted by Mike | May 24, 2007 7:04 PM
Stand By Your Man by Tammy Wynette
Posted by Doug | May 24, 2007 7:10 PM
"BACK IN THE U.S.S.R'by THE BEATLES
OR "FAVORITE MISTAKE" by SHERYL CROW
Posted by Judi Heinlein | May 24, 2007 7:13 PM
The malice other women (and some men) feel for Hillary is such a mystery to me. She seems a brilliant, tough woman to me. I don't agree with all she says, but the animosity I see online sometimes is unbelievable.
The Civil Rights Movement and the Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Trans Movement have been more successful than the Women's Movement, in my opinion. Part of the reason is that women seem to reject and men seem to fear strong women in positions of power.
I don't get it. I wouldn't support someone just BECAUSE she's female, but I'm surely willing to give intelligent women a close look.
Posted by Karen O | May 24, 2007 7:13 PM
I didn't see "who's sorry now?" by Connie Francis.
Posted by KC | May 24, 2007 7:14 PM
I am truly surprised that nobody suggested Elton John's THE [expletive deleted] IS BACK...lol
Of course this post will never get posted because people cannot handle the truth.
Posted by andy panda | May 24, 2007 7:24 PM
Beck, "Novacaine", or "Scarecrow" Jimi Hendrix "Third Stone From the Sun"
Posted by Matt | May 24, 2007 7:44 PM
"What A Fool Believes" - Doobie Brothers or
Posted by SEAN DONNELLY | May 24, 2007 7:50 PM
BIG BOTTOM - SPINAL TAP
Posted by SJM | May 24, 2007 7:51 PM
Runnin'with the devil-Van Halen
Posted by Scott | May 24, 2007 7:52 PM
Aretha Franklin's "Chain of Fools"
Posted by Barry | May 24, 2007 7:56 PM
Here's an oldie that fits, "A Man I'll Never Be" by Boston:
If I said what's on my mind
you'd turn and walk away,
disappearing way back in your dreams.
It's so hard to be unkind,
so easy just to say
that everything is just the way it seems.
You look up at me
and somewhere in your mind you see
a man I'll never be.
Very appropriate, I think, given that everyone's debating her as "The Second Coming of Bill" when in fact she's far, far worse.
Posted by Al | May 24, 2007 8:05 PM
"What A Fool Believes" - Doobie Brothers
Posted by SEAN DONNELLY | May 24, 2007 8:07 PM
If Bill is going to be Ambassador to the World..........how about Jethro Tull's "Aqualung"
Posted by rgwsco | May 24, 2007 8:10 PM
Looked at all the suggestions... For Content, Message, & Capturing Hillary's candidacy. The runnaway winner is Elton John's "The [expletive deleted] is BACK"!...
Posted by A Rosario | May 24, 2007 8:11 PM
Lola - The Kinks
Posted by Willy | May 24, 2007 8:11 PM
Tammy Wynette's "Stand by your Man"....what else???
Posted by Noog | May 24, 2007 8:14 PM
The Money Came Rolling in from Every Side from Evita.
Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone. Roy Clark
Posted by thestalkinghorse | May 24, 2007 8:14 PM
How about Evil Woman (ELO)?
Or perhaps "I'm a power-hungry woman who will do anything to be elected and you should all vote for me even though I'm one of the most corrupt politicians ever and have done absolutely nothing to deserve your vote other than being married to a philandering, lecherous ex-president" ? (That's a real song, right?)
Posted by Kevin | May 24, 2007 8:15 PM
10 Years After's "I'd love to Change the World"
The line "Tax the Rich,
Feed the Poor,
Till there ain't
no Rich No more"
This fits Kommrade Clinton to a tee!!
Posted by Dr Smooth | May 24, 2007 8:16 PM
I can't believe no one picked this gem yet...
"I'm the Slime" - Frank Zappa
Posted by Dave | May 24, 2007 8:17 PM
How about Without Me by Eminen? Guess Who's Back...Back Again...Shadys Back...Tell A Friend.
Posted by smokin_crack_on_da_short_bus | May 24, 2007 8:21 PM
"Crazy [expletive deleted]" By Buckcherry ought to do the trick
Posted by bia | May 24, 2007 8:22 PM
'Springtime for Hitler' by Mel Brooks
'Naziism Forever' from Sound of Music show
'I Enjoy Being a Girl' (only kidding)
Posted by brian | May 24, 2007 8:41 PM
Shakedown -- Bob Seger
Send In The Clowns -- Judy Collins
Tubular Bells (Theme from "The Exorcist") -- Mike Oldfield
It's All About The Benjamins -- Puff Daddy
Back Stabbers -- O'Jays
She Ain't Worth It -- Glenn Medeiros
Theme from "Flipper"
Posted by sd42webmaster | May 25, 2007 3:18 AM
Does anyone else think she looks (and sounds) like Shirley Partridge in that video? So how about..."Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque" or "That'll be the Day"?
Posted by Liz | May 25, 2007 8:07 AM
"Evil Woman" by Electric Light Orchestra. Ya gotta love ELO.
For the record, U2 does NOT have a song called "See You Next Time." Looks to me like someone was trying to pull a "C U Next Thursday" kind of thing with Hillary!
Think vulgar acronyms, people.
Posted by Riley, Not O'Reilly | May 25, 2007 10:35 AM
Have you heard about the lonesome loser? That would be the song most associated with her group of bums.
Her loss will be so stunning, it will make the Reagan v. Mondale election seem like a nail--bitter.
Posted by Dave | May 25, 2007 2:07 PM
I'll put one more in for "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)" by R.E.M.
Posted by Jeff | May 25, 2007 2:43 PM
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Posted by sd42webmaster | May 25, 2007 5:44 PM
Wheres The Love
Black Eyed Peas
Posted by Mischele | May 26, 2007 11:12 PM
How about that song by the Eagles, Witchy Woman.
Posted by Brad | May 27, 2007 10:34 AM
How about the theme from "the Twilight Zone"
Posted by Shannon Boyer | May 27, 2007 2:51 PM
I think her theme song should be Whitney Houston's "The Greatest Love Of All". This song because of her advocacy for children--"I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way". Also because during all of the personal attacks/afronts toward her (her looks, her feminist attitude, her stand(s) on education, husbands extramarital issues...); she always held her dignity--"No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my dignity". And, since she's always been her own woman, and appreciated most by those who truly knew her--"I found the greatest love of all inside of me".
Posted by Diane Lutzke | May 27, 2007 4:08 PM
How about the Spin Doctors' "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong?
Posted by tom bergstrom | May 28, 2007 12:59 PM
You Talk Too Much -- Joe Jones
Hit The Road Jack -- Ray Charles
I Me Mine -- The Beatles
Something For Nothing -- Rush
A couple movie themes:
"Cruella Deville" (from 101 Dalmations)
"Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" (from Wizard Of Oz)
The Theme from "Jaws"
...and a few country favorites (artists unknown)
"How Can I Miss You (If You Won't Go Away)"
"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
"I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Because I'm Afraid You'd Win"
"I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim Is Gettin' Better"
"I Liked You Better When I Didn't Know You So Well"
"I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down But I Can See Right Through You"
and "When The Phone Don't Ring, Baby It's Me"
Posted by sd42webmaster | May 30, 2007 2:42 AM
"Liar" by Three Dog Night
"Lucretia MacEvil" by Blood, Sweat and Tears
"Poison Ivy' by the Coasters.
Posted by Schatze | June 4, 2007 11:58 PM
"Woo Hoo"
Written by George Donald McGraw
Performed by The 5.6.7.8's
from the movie KILL BILL
Posted by Anonymous | June 12, 2007 7:50 PM
Nobody recommends "Fat Bottom Girls"?
Posted by johnn | June 19, 2007 11:24 PM
Million Voices by Wyclef Jean "Rwanda, Rwanda... can anybody out there hear our cries?"
Posted by LPost | February 29, 2008 7:07 PM
I love all of the effort that went into this list!
If by some un-Godly miracle Billary got elected, my personal vote would be, "This is the End" - Jim Morrison and the Doors, or "It's the End of the World as We Knoe it" - R.E.M., as it certainly would be the end of our great nation.
Posted by Randy | March 22, 2008 3:47 AM