Of the 60,000 or so here, I sure hope most of them share a trait with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, Oedipus and Al Pacino's character from "Scent of a Woman." Perhaps everyone is lucky this sucker is on ESPNU.
Scott Burley has come back for Maryland, but the Terps still managed only 52 yards rushing on 17 attempts. These teams have combined for five turnovers and 10 penalties and are a collective 4-for-15 on third down.
Oh, North Carolina is up 9-3 on three field goals by Connor Barth. Fireworks have gone off after each of them.
Guess there have to be some pyrotechnics in this one because they sure haven't been on the field.
No word yet whether there will be a quarterback change. Chris Turner is 8-for-18 for 88 yards and an interception. But make no mistake -- the problems won't be corrected by a quick fix.