It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it:

Rumor No. 1: Leonardo di Caprio and Russell Crowe are coming to Washington this week for filming of director Ridley Scott's "Body of Lies." There was already a casting call for extras.

Rumor No. 2: Matt Drudge is going to quit his Sunday radio show.

Rumor No. 3: Britney Spears continues her "how low will she go" routine.

Remember: Just because it's a rumor, doesn't mean it's not true.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times