Perhaps the most surprising dose of faith served up on television emerges, not from the Trinity Broadcasting Network, but from Comedy Network's "The Colbert Report."

The faux news show, which is one of the most highly viewed on the network, features comedian Stephen Colbert's commentary on politics and current events, but includes a stronger dose of religion in a serious tone than other programs.

In an interview with Time Out New York magazine, Mr. Colbert described himself as a Catholic who was raised to believe that it was OK to question the church. To put that in perspective, much of the religious content in Mr. Colbert's show is often portrayed through a lens of irony.

"What is worthy of satire is the misuse of religion for destructive or political gains," he said. "That's totally different from the Word, the blood, the body and the Christ. His kingdom is not of this earth."

Understanding the Christian faith from the inside is what differentiates Mr. Colbert's show from the rest of the network's offerings and makes the humor much more effective.

The comedian's infamous speech at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner jabbed at President Bush's evangelical beliefs: "And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be you Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior."

Mr. Colbert's fans, who have taken notice of their favorite host's views, appear split over their acceptance of his faith, which often comes off as something to laugh at.

Comments on a blog post at http://www.urbanhonking.com express shock and encouragement.

"I find it encouraging to see that Colbert is truly sincere about Christianity," wrote a fan named Mike. "I'm glad he doesn't shy from stating he's a Christian as he's done many times on his show."

Another comment, from Chachi: "I cannot comprehend that someone as sharp as Colbert is a devout Christian. I am shocked."

In fact, during the creation of the show, Mr. Colbert asked his set designer to gain inspiration from Leonardo da Vinci's painting "The Last Supper."

In one episode Mr. Colbert quoted scripture to former Clinton adviser Paul Begala.

"I felt that, reciting the verse, Colbert was not being 'The Colbert Report' character but that his own religion was dictating that he had to say the verse as a demonstration of his own faith, and it wasn't right to fool around with that," wrote New York law professor Ann Althouse on her blog. "I experienced this moment as a startling statement of faith, the kind of thing you don't normally see on TV."

After failing at his own attempt to run for the White House last fall, Mr. Colbert has fought with other late-night television hosts for the right to boast the success of Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee as a product of his show.

What makes the pseudo-endorsements of Mr. Huckabee all the more interesting for Colbert is that the candidate is a former minister. Mr. Huckabee repeatedly has joked that he would consider Mr. Colbert his running mate if he became the Republican Party's presidential nominee.

Mr. Colbert also hosts a weekly segment on his show titled "This Week in God," which he discussed with Terry Goss, host of the NPR show "Fresh Air."

"I have to walk [a] thin line because I don't want to criticize anyone's religions for the fact that it is a religion, and what's funny to me is what people do in the name of religion," Mr. Colbert said in the interview.

He continued, saying that the fact that he attends church makes him rare among modern comedians.

In an interview with http://www.campusprogress.org, Mr. Colbert emphasized the amount of religion that often goes unnoticed in public life.

"I know we’re not a secular state, like France, which has it in their constitution, but boy, I wish our founding fathers had been at little clearer in that First Amendment," he said.

Mr. Colbert has even hosted religious leaders like the Rev. Rick Warren, author of "The Purpose-Driven Life" on his shows.

"He created me in His image and I sure love me," Mr. Colbert, exploiting his character's egotism, told Mr. Warren.

Last summer William Donohue, president of the Catholic League, was a guest on the show according to a blog post at http://www.beliefnet.com. Writer Donna Freitas observed that during that specific show Mr. Colbert was not as "hard-hitting ... as one might expect."

"Either Colbert was flabbergasted at interviewing someone more right-wing than his own persona, or just wanted to let him hang himself," responded reader "dovid" in the post's comments.

On Feb. 12 Stanford psychology professor Philip Zimbardo, author of "The Lucifer Effect," appeared as a guest on Mr. Colbert's show to promote his new book.

Mr. Zimbardo argued to Mr. Colbert that the reason Lucifer seduced Adam was to rebuke authority.

"Lucifer was right and God was wrong," he said. "If God was into reconciliation, he would have said, 'I made a mistake.' "

Mr. Colbert, apparently incited by a statement contradictory to his faith, delivered a smack-down of a rebuttal:

"Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, the angels and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan's ... purposeful disobedience to God and and his purposeful removal from God's love. You send yourself to Hell. God does not send you there."

Mr. Zimbardo remarked to Mr. Colbert that the host studied well in Sunday school, to which Mr. Colbert explicitly replied that he taught Sunday school.

During the writer's strike Mr. Colbert ended one show with a choir singing the spiritual "Let My People Go," stating that he was hoping for a quick resolution.

As much as the Christian faith is promoted or discussed on the show, Mr. Colbert seems to have created a fan kingdom that views him as a deity.

Social networking Web site Facebook features groups like "Colbert is my god," "The Faith Based Faith of Stephen," and "Faithiness," a group emulating Mr. Colbert's invented word "truthiness." The group "I am a Colbertian" actively enlists disciples to listen to his preaching.

Catholics have become actively involved online as well. More than 1,000 have joined "Colbert for Pope," a group filled with Photoshopped pictures of Mr. Colbert in papal dress. Another group, "Catholics United," aiming to rule the world, displays an image of Mr. Colbert as its logo.

A relatively new Web site, http://www.catholiccolbert.com, explores the comedian's religious beliefs exclusively through blog posts featuring clips of the show with divine elements.

But how Catholic is Mr. Colbert, at least by name? According to www.newadvent.org, Colbert was the sir name of four famous Catholics in 17th-century France, the most notable of whom organized nearly every public service in the nation during his time of serving.

In his book, "I Am America (And So Can You)," Mr. Colbert devotes an entire chapter to religion under the section about his childhood. "Entertainment Weekly" wrote in its review of the book that "Stephen exhorts all of us — Jews, gentiles, atheists, and Scientologists — to jump on the 'Jesus Train.' "

Perhaps that is his goal after all.

— Harrison Keely, intern, The Washington Times

"Stacy, that's wonderful — congratulations," Anita Thompson said Sunday. "Hunter would have loved it."

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro," Hunter S. Thompson famously declared. Since I'll soon be leaving The Washington Times and traveling to Sudan (explained in my resignation letter that some weisenheimer leaked to MediaBistro) it struck me as a good time to flip open the cell phone and call my friend Anita, widow of the legendary "gonzo journalist."

She answered the phone cheerfully and informed me she was in Park City, Utah, for the Sundance Film Festival, where she'd be attending the premiere of Alex Gibney's documentary, "Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson."

She was staying on the top floor of a first-class hotel, she told me, and the view was lovely. She had been sick last week, she said, and her brother was tending her Owl Farm Blog. But she felt fine Sunday and said she would soon be traveling to Geneva, where she'll be studying French.

Mrs. Thompson was ecstatic to learn that I'm scheduled to spend two weeks in Africa next month with Sam Childers, the Christian missionary who runs the largest orphanage in Sudan.

"That's fantastic," she said. "I'm so happy for you."

When you work for The Washington Times, you get to meet the nicest people in the world, and Mrs. Thompson is one of them. I covered a book-signing in September, when Anita offered this advice to young writers who dream of emulating their hero:

"After Hunter died, I received hundreds of e-mails from young people around the world. … People felt lost," Mrs. Thompson said.

Many of those fans, she said, seemed to misinterpret her husband's career — and especially his reputation for substance abuse.

"A lot of young people are under the assumption that if you do a lot of cocaine and drink a lot of Wild Turkey, you, too, can write like Hunter S. Thompson," she told the audience that included Richard Cusick of High Times magazine and R. Keith Stroop, founder of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.

Once she learned I'd been a fan of her husband's work since reading his book about the Hell's Angels during my sophomore year at Jacksonville (Ala.) State University, Mrs. Thompson treated me like a real human being.

She called me crying in November, infuriated by a Los Angeles Times review of an oral history of her husband. The book was co-authored by Jann Wenner, who'd published some of Thompson's most famous writing in Rolling Stone. Mrs. Thompson felt that both the book and the L.A. Times review were disrespectful of her husband.

Had I predicted in 1979 that one day I'd be caught in the middle of a literary feud between Jann Wenner and Hunter S. Thompson's widow, my friends would have told me I was crazy. And they would have been right.

Now my friends think I'm crazy to go to Sudan. They are also right. But sometimes you have to ask yourself, "What Would Hunter Do?"

Being "gonzo," as Mrs. Thompson explains, is not about drugs and booze. Nor is it about politics. "Gonzo" is about being crazy enough to seek once-in-a-lifetime experiences, and taking them — over and over again.

A month from now, if all goes according to plan, I'll be in Sudan, surrounded by Dinka bodyguards carrying AK-47s.

My beautiful wife has been praying a lot lately, but I'm not worried about Sudan; it's the May 1 deadline that scares me to death. If God gets me past that deadline, I'll be OK. But if the deadline kills me, just make sure I end up among my kinfolk in the red clay at Ava Church Cemetery in Randolph County, Ala.

Of course, Hunter S. Thompson had his own ideas:

Like the man said, "Buy the ticket, take the ride."

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Some folks have been busy lately, ginning up fodder for Jeff Foxworthy. Here's the first entry in today's Redneck Culture files:

A woman in [Dunbar, W.Va.] was charged with battery on a police officer after the officer said she wiped her nose on the back of his shirt.
Cpl. S.E. Elliott said he had arrested the 36-year-old woman last week after seeing her slap a man, bite him on the elbow and spit in his face. Elliott said the woman wiped her nose on him as he led her into the police station for booking on a charge of domestic battery.

Alas, sometimes redneck culture is more tragic than comic, especially when it involves a Hooters restaurant and the well-known redneck propensity for senseless violence:

A customer who was upset over his tab fired several shots into a Hooters restaurant, leaving a manager and another patron in critical condition Saturday, police said. …

Managers asked the man to leave after he refused to pay his bill, according to Miller. The man went outside and started firing shots from a .40-caliber handgun at the building, Miller said.

And from my native Georgia comes news of another redneck tragedy:

A sport utility vehicle speeding down a muddy road slammed into trees and exploded, killing four people, including two children, and injuring two others, authorities said.

Investigators believe alcohol, recent rain and reckless driving may have been factors in Friday night's crash of the Ford Bronco, which burned completely, state Trooper J.T. McMillan said.

"They were out there, playing around, mud-bogging on the dirt road," McMillan said. "They got stuck in the dirt and were pulled out by a dump truck. They sped off down the road and the driver struck two trees."

The SUV was traveling around 70 mph at impact, and the occupants weren't wearing seat belts, he said. (Emphasis added)

Getting stuck in the mud is all part of the fun, so that years later, you and your buddies can swap stories about your outlandish feats: "You remember that time down on Creek Bottom Road, when Vern got his Silverado stuck so deep that the mud was coming in his windows?"

Four-wheel-drive SUVs are preferred by mud-boggers, although not exactly necessary. When I was a teenager, I occasionally went mud-bogging in my 1973 VW Beetle.

But 70 mph on a rain-slicked dirt road? That's not recreation, that's suicide.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Cindy Sheehan and the anti-war crowd aren't going to win many friends this way:

There could be some discord during the Tournament of Roses Parade as demonstrators promise to raise issues during the holiday spectacle that has been going on for more than a century. Human rights advocates plan to protest a float honoring the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games and anti-war activists, including "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, intend to rally for peace. . . .
Sheehan, the outspoken San Francisco Bay area activist whose son was killed in Iraq, is campaigning for Congress against Rep. Nancy Pelosi and calling for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. She will join other pro-impeachment and anti-war groups at the parade, according to her sister, Dede Miller.
As many as 1,000 supporters are expected to rally before and after the parade and distribute 20,000 pamphlets while flying 300 banners along the parade route, said Peter Thottam, executive director of the Los Angeles National Impeachment Center.

The Western world recoiled in horror when an 11-year-old Afghan girl, betrothed to a 40-year-old man, was highlighted as the UNICEF Photo of the Year:

UNICEF explains:

He's 40, she's 11. And they are a couple -- the Afghan man Mohammed F.* and the child Ghulam H.*. "We needed the money", Ghula's parents said. Faiz claims he is going to send her to school. But the women of Damarda village in Afghanistan's Ghor province know better: "Our men don't want educated women." They predict that Ghulam will be married within a few weeks after her engagement in 2006, so as to bear children for Faiz.

During her stay in Afghanistan, it consistently struck American photographer Stephanie Sinclair how many young girls are married to much older men. She decided to raise awareness about this topic with her pictures. Particularly as the official minimum age for brides in Afghanistan is 16 and it is therefore illegal to marry children.

We are beholding the fiercest barbarism imaginable. But a carefree cultural relativism -- which this age has donned as its outward manifestation of decadent indifference -- allows many to simply look away. They turn away from the sight of an 11-year-old girl, who is about to be raped by the man sitting next to her.

The terror in that little girl's eyes breaks my heart into a thousand pieces -- especially because we are meant to have freed her; we are meant to have given her a better life.

One of Malkin's commenters, Rational Thought, observes:

Mark Steyn is being called before a Canadian "human rights commission" for the crime of pointing out in his best-selling book "America Alone" that the flavor [of] Islam illustrated in that photo above is incompatible with Western democracy. We musn't criticize such multiculturalism because, you know, that 11-year-old girl really wants to be raped by that nasty old deviant. She has 2 choices: submit to the rape, or have her father/uncles/cousins slit her throat. But, hey, don't you dare call such practices incompatible with Western democracy. Don't you dare. God help us. Where's the outrage?

To be sure, the article was pretty strong stuff. Here's a bit of it: "There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe -- without swords, without guns, without conquests. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades." Even worse, it goes on to say: "Just look at the development within Europe, where the number of Muslims is expanding like mosquitoes. Every Western woman in the EU is producing an average of 1.4 children. Every Muslim woman in the same countries is producing 3.5 children." ...
There were just two problems: The "Muslim continent" statement is not only factual, it's stated in words no one can characterize as inflammatory. (Also, it's been said by Libya's strongman Muammar Qaddafi). Second, "The number of Muslims is expanding like mosquitoes" was not Steyn's phrase. He was quoting Mullah Krekar, a jihadist who currently resides in Norway, although officials have been trying for years to get him out of the country.

There is an important connection between Ghulam the 11-year-old bride and the demographic issues that have made Mark Steyn a thought-criminal in Canada.

According to the Population Reference Bureau, the total fertility rate (TFR, average lifetime births per woman) in Afghanistan is 6.8, compared to 1.5 in Europe and Canada. One of the reasons for this demographic differential is that early marriage and early motherhood are customary in Afghanistan. The 11-year-old child bride is an extreme manifestation of this phenomenon.

In the West, meanwhile, for four decades, the trend has been toward postponing marriage and motherhood, with the result being a decline in fertility. In 1960, the median age at first marriage for U.S. women was 20, and TFR was 3.5. In 2006, the median age at first marriage for women is 25, and TFR is 2.1.

As Ben Wattenberg of the American Enterprise Institute has explained, "Fertility delayed is fertility denied."

However, delaying marriage doesn't necessarily delay motherhood. Earlier this month, it was reported that more than 38 percent of U.S. births are to unmarried women. Federal officials, however, decided to highlight a relatively minor uptick in teen birth rates, which increased 3 percent. The real news about teen births, however, is that they are near an all-time historic low, having declined 34 percent since 1991. For girls 15-19, the "age-specific fertility rate" in 1960 was 89 according to the Census Bureau's International Data Base, whereas in 2007, it was 58.

Jamie Lynn: What's the scandal?

A week ago, bloggers reacted with scorn, outrage and ridicule when it was revealed that Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant. Blogging at Wendy Shalit's Modesty Zone, Allison Josephs writes:

Is it simply a matter of age then? On the same web page that People.com announces Jamie Lynn's "teen pregnancy" we also learn that, 22 year old singer Lily Allen is pregnant from a boyfriend she's been dating for only three months. But this couple is "obviously . . . thrilled by the news" according to Allen's rep, whereas poor Jamie Lynn's situation is what we Jews call a shanda.

Now I know that 22 is older than 16, but what if Jamie Lynn were 17, 18, or 19? . . . 70% of People.com readers polled think that Jamie's Nickelodeon show should be canceled since she got herself into this mess and only 18% say they feel any sympathy for her. I'm wondering what percent of these people are OK with a sixteen year old having sex? Probably more than 18%.

Having babies is a natural consequence of having sex, and there was a time in American when being married was considered a prerequisite for both sex and motherhood. As Maggie Gallagher has observed:

What we have called our 'teen pregnancy' crisis is not really about teenagers. Nor is it really about pregnancy. It is about the decline of marriage.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

C'mon, admit it. Watching the snow-bound antics of Hillary, Bill, Huckabee, Mitt and all the others is pretty entertaining -- but it's just not the same without Leno and Letterman laughing along with the rest of us, is it?

Well, the good news is the bad boys from late night are all queuing up to get their writers-strike-stricken shows back on the air. Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien are coming back on Jan. 2, and David Letterman isn't far behind, the Daily News reports.

Letterman, apparently, is trying to get an exemption from the Writer's Guild of America that would allow him to come back with his writing staff. But Leno and O'Brien are apparently going to come back on the air without jokes.

This is from TV Editor Richard Huff in yesterday's Daily News:

As members of the guild, Leno and O'Brien would be in violation of their contracts if they actually write jokes, according to WGA rules.

How the shows will look without writers is unclear. Producers for "Tonight" and "Late Night" said yesterday they would now sit down to plan out shows without comedy bits and sketches, which require WGA members.

No jokes? What is The Tonight Show without jokes? Charlie Rose?

And get this: even if you wanted to help, NBC is saying "thanks but no thanks." The network's Web site is telling would-be comedy writers in no-uncertain terms to keep their jokes and bits to themselves (the main concern seems to be avoiding lawsuits over authorship).

"NBC cannot accept, consider or pay for any unsolicited creative ideas or materials," NBC says on the "Contact Us" page. "If you send something anyway, you waive any claims with respect to your submission. So why send it?"

Sheesh. What's comedy without a little kibbutzing? So NBC doesn't want your joke? Send it to us. Click on that comment box below and let's see what you've got. If we uncover a budding comedy genius out there, there could be a Washington Times coffee mug or key chain in the deal. Hey don't laugh, these key chains are practically Franklin-Mint worthy!

OK. The gauntlet's tossed. Crack us up.

-- David Eldridge, managing editor, WashingtonTimes.com

The Spears family tradition carries on:

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

This next line is classic:

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

"So unexpected"? "Total shock"? Kids, this is basic human biology:

Sex = reproduction = baby

Jamie Lynn is stupid enough to find the natural consequences of sex "unexpected," so what does the celebrity magazine do? Give her a platform to lecture others:

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

Right. Whatever you do, don't "be judgmental." As to the position Jamie Lynn put herself in, the expectant 19-year-old father is the son of a paper mill worker from Cleveland, Tenn.

It's hard not to be amazed by the consistent downward mobility of the Spears girls. One might expect that famous, successful and wealthy young women would choose as their companions famous, successful and wealthy young men. Alas, no.

Big sister Britney, at the very pinnacle of her success, selected as the sire of her offspring an unknown "backup dancer" (who, according to the courts, is actually the more responsible parent). And now little sister Jamie Lynn, a popular young TV actress, hooks up with an absolute nobody. (While the gossip blogs are going wild over this story, no one has yet reported whether the teenage dad has a high-school diploma or a job, let alone anything that might be called a "career.")

At least they can't be accused of being "judgmental," right?

— Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Ann Coulter is still the hottest speaker on the American college campus lecture circuit:

As reported last week, Young America's Foundation will be bringing Miss Coulter to CPAC on Feb. 8.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Pro-life groups were angry last month when Dr. Alberto Hodari was invited to Michigan's Wayne State University to give a speech entitled "Why I Am An Abortion Provider."

At her "Pro-Life Pulse" blog, Jill Stanek linked to a site that blames Dr. Hodari for the deaths of two patients, including 15-year-old Tamia Russell. (More on Tamia's death here.)

Students For Life of America obtained video of the Wayne State speech, in which Dr. Hodari says:

I have great satisfaction of what I do, and I never feel bad or worried about doing abortions.

Here's the full video of the speech, which is about 50 minutes long:

In a press release, Students For Life noted that, about 12 minutes into the video, Dr. Hodari "spoke about how little he washed between abortions because it chafed his hands":

"To hear Hodari speak, one wonders if Michigan is the third world," SFLA Executive Director Kristan Hawkins said. "Planned Parenthood complains about 'back-alley' abortions, even though Hodari is running a business where he's barely washing his hands between abortions."

Student President Ashley Tyndall said, "Several women have died while getting abortions with Hodari, and yet the Michigan board of health has never investigated him. How many women have to die before the bureaucrats start telling Hodari to wash his hands and tell patients the truth."

— Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

After two consecutive headline-making speeches at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, many had wondered if bestselling author Ann Coulter would be invited to address CPAC '08, scheduled for Feb. 7-9 at Washington's Omni Shoreham Hotel.

Today we have the answer: Yes ... and no.

While Miss Coulter has not been invited to speak at CPAC, she will appear during the conference at a separate event sponsored by the Young America's Foundation, Human Events, Townhall.com, Citizens United, and the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute.

But those who want to hear Miss Coulter at CPAC will have to act fast. Her speech, according to YAF officials, will be given at 3:30 p.m. Friday, Feb. 8, in the Omni Shoreham's Palladian Ballroom, which has a standing-room-only capacity of 1,200. But YAF officials say the event will be "theater style," which reduces the maximum seating to 500.

Given that CPAC usually attracts 5,000 attendees, the Coulter speech is likely to become a hot ticket, and YAF is making free tickets available in advance:

You are responsible for registration with CPAC through www.cpac.org. This event is a supplement to the general CPAC program and you are not eligible to sign up if you are not registered for the whole conference.

Therefore, anyone who is not already registered for CPAC must register now and then contact YAF, if they want to hear Miss Coulter's speech.

So, even though she's not invited to speak on the main CPAC schedule, Miss Coulter will still be helping sell tickets to the conference.

— Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Lisa De Pasquale brings good tidings of great joy:

Celebrate Diversity with Muhammad!

Muhammad the Teddy Bear makes a great gift for your favorite infidel or apostate. ...

The reference, of course, is to the travesty in Sudan. As Lisa says, "Keep in mind that the Left thinks we can have a reasoned dialogue with these people."

Absolutely brilliant, Lisa -- fatwa-worthy, you might say. This is the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that makes America great. We'll have to add Muhammed to our Culture Etc. Christmas shopping list.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Syndicated columnist Ann Coulter studied at the National Journalism Center in 1985, and was the keynote speaker Wednesday night at the NJC's 30th anniversary dinner. The following is excerpted from an e-mail interview with Miss Coulter:

Question: You are an alumna of the NJC. What was the most important lesson you learned there?

Answer: That no one cares about your opinion, especially if you are 20 years old. You have to know something -- we used to call them facts -- whether by old-fashioned reporting or some specialized knowledge such as the law or history, which have become two of my specialties. [NJC founder M. Stanton Evans] was irritated when I left NJC for law school, but look how handy that legal knowledge came in when we ended up with a felon in the White House! (Don't count on that happening again, kids! Abjure law school.)

Q: Conservatives have succeeded to a large extent in building an alternative "New Media" structure in talk radio, cable news, and the Internet, but the mainstream press seems as biased as ever. Why?

A: Because the MSM's motto is: "The consumer is always wrong!" Apparently, that's what happens when you've been a monopoly for 50 years.

Q: Everybody in Washington last week was buzzing over the accusations flying between Democratic Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama. Any thoughts on that?

A: Yes, among the allegedly "fierce" attacks was this one, in which Obama said: "Senator Clinton is claiming basically the entire eight years of the Clinton presidency as her own, except for the stuff that didn't work out, in which case she says she has nothing to do with it. … I don't think Michelle would claim that she is the best qualified person to be a United States senator by virtue of me talking to her on occasion about the work I've done."

Oh, yeah. That is VICIOUS. Democrats are such girls.

Q: Your confrontational approach to liberalism has inspired a lot of young conservative women. Any chance you'll ever be recognized as a feminist icon?

A: No, I think that title belongs to John Edwards.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Start with Bad Idea No. 1:

Reuters News Agency says the Hillary Nutcracker is No. 2 on the bad gifts list at Stupid.com, but surely the Clinton campaign will demand a recount.

Now for some good ideas:

• The 2008 "Great American Conservative Women" Calendar from the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute. Features Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Bay Buchanan and more.
  
• "In The Face of Evil" — This two-hour DVD, which chronicles Ronald Reagan's battle against communism, was named Best Documentary at the 2004 Liberty Film Festival. The film is based on Peter Schweizer's 2002 book, "Reagan's War: The Epic Story of His Forty Year Struggle and Final Triumph Over Communism." The book and the DVD together would make a sweet package under the Christmas tree for the Reagan buff in your family.
  
• "The Death of the Grown-up: How America's Arrested Development Is Bringing Down Western Civilization," by Diana West, columnist for The Washington Times.
  
• "Victims of Che Guevara" poster — The communist face that launched a million hippie T-shirts re-done to include the faces of his victims, available from the Young America's Foundation.

• "What's So Great About Christianity?" by Dinesh D'Souza — Earlier this month, I heard D'Souza give a passionate lecture about his new book, which is arguably his best since "Illiberal Education."
  
• "The Birth of Christ" — A classical cantata by Andrew T. Miller, with a narration by Liam Neeson based on the gospel of Luke.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Video: The Dorm Food Song

A soulful tribute to ramen noodles, Publix soda and the dollar menu:

The performer is Michael Isidro, assistant boys dean at Forest Lake
Academy in Apopka, Fla.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington
Times

FreedomWorks brought 175 activists to Washington for a two-day Liberty Summit, where Dick Armey said fiscal conservatives are now fighting big government on two fronts:

"Our guys are feeling a lot of frustration right now," said former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, the Texas Republican and chairman of FreedomWorks.
By "our guys," Mr. Armey meant advocates of "old-fashioned, conservative, small-government values," who he says are now sandwiched between a liberal Democratic majority in Congress and a White House controlled by "big-government conservatives."

"To us, it's oxymoronic to talk about big-government conservatism," the former college economics professor told The Washington Times in an interview. "It's either big government or it's conservative, but it can't be both."

At yesterday's briefing on earmark reform, Mr. Coburn -- widely known as a foe of pork-barrel spending -- was "like a rock star ... losing himself in the crowd," said FreedomWorks spokesman Adam Brandon, who called the event "Woodstock for fiscal conservatives."

Michelle Malkin notes that Monday is "Take a Vet to Dinner Day." Here's a heart-warming Veteran's Day story (with video courtesy of Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit.

Three young Marines from Camp Pendleton -- Daniel Duffy, Joshua Tennenbaum and Benjamin Krejci -- were on a weekend trip to beautiful Santa Barbara, Calif. Strolling along State Street on Saturday afternoon, they spotted the Reagan Ranch Center operated by Young America's Foundation. Being admirers of President Reagan, they decided to drop by and view the exhibits, including a slab of concrete that was part of the Berlin Wall when President Reagan gave his famous "tear down this wall" speech."

A staffer at the Center talked to the Marines, who apparently did not realize they were visiting during YAF's West Coast Leadership Conference. Next thing you know, the Marines found themselves being introduced to YAF President Ron Robinson, who immediately invited them to that evening's Torch of Freedom Awards banquet.

These three lance corporals -- scheduled to deploy to Iraq in January -- dined with the guest of honor, former Attorney General John Ashcroft, and were introduced to YAF's supporters by former Virginia Republican Party Chairwoman Kate Obershain. Watch the video:

In addition to Gateway Pundit, YAF brought bloggers Ace of Spades, Rusty Shackleford of the Jawa Report, and Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom to the West Coast conference, along with L.A.-area blogger Little Miss Attilla and American Spectator reporter Phillip Klein.

Two big scoops emerged from the event:

1. "With a few notable exceptions, bloggers like the drinkey."

2. "24" producer Joel Surnow likes Rudy Giuliani and vodka gimlets (on the rocks).

The second scoop has been linked by Mary Katharine Ham of Townhall.com, James Joyner of Outside the Beltway, Worcester Right and Nice Deb, who has a question:

As the barrage of anti-Iraq war movies continue to tank, when is somebody going to come up with a good pro-American script about the war on terror?

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

UPDATE, SATURDAY MORNING:

Friday night's speaker at the YAF West Coast Leadership Conference, Dinesh D'Souza, gave an excellent presentation on his new book, What's So Great About Christianity?

For a solid 45 minutes, D'Souza gave -- without a text, without even notes -- a stirring point-by-point defense of the Christian faith and its influence in human history, a speech delivered with both passion and reason.

D'Souza's previous book, The Enemy at Home, was criticized by some conservatives for suggesting a sort of "cultural blowback" explanation of Islamic terrorism. His argument in that book could be summarized as offering "Britney Spears" as the answer to the "Why do they hate us?" question that has been asked often since September 11.

As some critics said, D'Souza's argument in that book was that America needs to combat violent Islamic theocracy by instituting an American theocracy. (Perhaps the most eloquent and irrefutable answer to "Why do they hate us?" question was the title of Brigitte Gabriel's book, Because They Hate.)

D'Souza's is clearly back on more comfortable terrain with his new book, which counters the arguments of what he calls "The New Atheism" -- typified by such radical secularists as Daniel Dennett and Sam Harris. Perhaps the most eloquent and witty of the secularists is Christopher Hitchens, whom D'Souza recently debated at King's College. Here's video from that debate:



Again, lightning-fast Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit has photos and more.

Continuing forward with the conference: Saturday morning, a panel on "Why I became a conservative activist?" was capped by Seattle talk-radio host Kirby Wilbur, who humorously recounted some of his own activist escapades and teased some of the students who had a rowdy party Friday night in the hotel room next door: "Next time, invite me."

Still to come: "24" executive producer Joel Surnow and former Attorney General John Ashcroft.

-- RSM

Blogging from Santa Barbara, Calif., where I'm attending the West Coast Leadership Conference sponsored by the Young America's Foundation at the Reagan Ranch Center. Friday, I toured President Reagan's "Rancho del Cielo" with a group of bloggers that included Ace of Spades -- who was just named Best Conservative Blogger in the 2007 Weblog Awards -- as well as Jim Hoft of Gateway Pundit, Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom, and Rusty Shackleford of the Jawa Report (who was recently honored with his own fatwah from a pro-jihad blogger). Gateway Pundit is a lightning-fast blogger, who's already got up a post about our morning tour of the ranch.


During lunch at the ranch, we heard a presentation by John Barletta, longtime Secret Service agent for President Reagan and author of "Riding With Reagan." Among the memories Mr. Barletta shared was describing how he witnessed the genuine affection between the president and first lady Nancy Reagan.


"It was not an act," Mr. Barletta said at the barbecue luncheon, telling how he and the president once returned from a horseback ride and were greeted by Mrs. Reagan. President Reagan "jumped off his horse" and kissed his wife passionately.


"They would sit there sucking face like two teenagers at a drive-in movie," said Mr. Barletta, evoking laughter from an audience that included scores of conservative college and university students, as well as top donors to YAF.


Thursday evening, three dozen YAF student activists were treated to an hourlong talk by Internet newshound Andrew Breitbart. The talk was officially off-the-record, but it can be reported that Mr. Breitbart -- who was profiled earlier this year in The Washington Times -- entertained the students with a recounting of his own undergraduate days at Tulane University. He also talked about the "underground society of Hollywood conservatives" who are working behind the scenes to balance the liberal bias rampant in the entertainment community.


One of the not-so-underground conservatives in Hollywood, "24" executive producer Joel Surnow, will speak Saturday at the YAF conference. Friday night's dinner speaker is author Dinesh D'Souza, while former Attorney General John Ashcroft will speak at Saturday's keynote banquet.


I'd love to blog more right now, but outside my window the palm trees are swaying in the breeze, the sun is shining on the Santa Ynez Mountains in the distance, and the heated swimming pool is beckoning. Will update later.


-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin appears -- posed with her trusty laptop computer -- as the June 2008 featured face of the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute's new "Great American Conservative Women" calendar.

Mrs. Malkin has kept her laptop busy lately. In addition to her Fox News Channel appearances and her column, which appears weekly in the Commentary section of The Washington Times, her blogs (MichelleMalkin.com and HotAir.com) are both among the nominees for the Weblog Awards (where as of Wednesday she was neck-and-neck with Ace of Spades HQ for "Best Conservative Blog.")

Also featured in the institute's calendar are activist Bay Buchanan; commentator Star Parker; Grace-Marie Turner of the Galen Institute; Bridgett Wagner of the Heritage Foundation; Christina Hoff Sommers of the American Enterprise Institute; Amanda Carpenter of Townhall.com; former Virginia Republican Party Chairwoman Kate Obenshain; columnist Ann Coulter; campaign-law specialist Cleta Mitchell; psychiatrist Dr. Miriam Grossman; and, naturally, the institute's namesake, congresswoman and ambassador Clare Booth Luce, who died in 1987.

The calendar can be ordered from the institute's Web site "for a suggested donation of $25."

--Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Is it a sin to call a skank a skank? That's the moral question posed by Jay Anderson, a popular contributor to "St. Blogs" as the conservative Catholic blogosphere is sometimes called.

Last week, Britney Spears released her #1 CD, "Blackout," featuring liner art showing
the singer suggestively posed with a Catholic priest (as featured in the British tabloid, the Sun):

At his blog Pro Ecclesia, Mr. Anderson wrote about this sacrilegious imagery:

She may not be "fat", but she's definitely a skank who is going out of her way to offend Catholics . . .

Upon seeing his words quoted in the newspaper, however, Mr. Anderson was stricken with guilt and posted a mea culpa, announcing that he would take a sabbatical from blogging:

A woman for whom you should be praying, instead has ridicule and name-calling heaped upon her.

I am ashamed. And I'm thinking that an appropriate penance is for me to give this thing up, at least for a while.

Miss Spears, I apologize for the unkind things I wrote about you.

According to the online Free Dictionary, the word "skank" is Jamaican in origin, its etymology traceable to a certain style of rhythmic dance. Certainly, Miss Spears is noted for her rhythmic dancing.

But the secondary definition is "disgusting or vulgar matter; filth," and here's the tertiary meaning: "One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman or girl."

Given Britney's actions in the past few months -- do you need a reminder? really? -- it is difficult to deny that her behavior is skankish. Surely, her reputation is skanky, and she's done nothing to dispel the widespread public notion of her skankdom.

If only Britney herself were as remorseful as Mr. Anderson seems to be (and his friends assure us his penitence is sincere), if only she could renounce her fleshly ways ... But then, she wouldn't be Britney, would she?

You be the judge: Is Britney a skank? And should Mr. Anderson feel guilty about calling her a skank?

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times

Young America's Foundation is celebrating Freedom Week with this new poster of Che Guevara:

The purpose of the poster is explained by YAF's Patrick X. Coyle:

"Che is one of the heroes that the left idolizes," said Patrick X. Coyle, vice president of YAF. "But a lot of kids don't know anything about him. We thought this would be a great way to highlight his atrocities." ...

"In fact, collectivist regimes, according to 'The Black Book of Communism,' murdered more than 100 million people worldwide in the 20th century," he said.

The Che poster was the brainchild of YAF President Ron Robinson and created by designer Jonathan Briggs.

"We worked with Umberto Fontova, author of 'Exposing the Real Che Guevara and the Useful Idiots Who Idolize Him,' and he helped us acquire the images" of victims of Cuban communism, Mr. Coyle said.

Umberto Fontova is a featured speaker for Freedom Week, appearing Monday at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte and Tuesday at Florida State University.

Other YAF-sponsored speakers this week include Dinesh D'Sousa (Monday at Indiana Wesleyan, Tuesday at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Wednesday at Northwestern, and Thursday at the University of Texas), as well as Ken Starr (Monday at Wake Forest), Ben Stein (Tuesday at Indiana), Tammy Bruce (Wednesday at Penn State), Star Parker (Wednesday at Berkeley), John Ashcroft (Wednesday at Hampden-Sydney), Herman Cain (Thursday at Harding) and Mike Adams (Thursday at University of North Carolina-Charlotte).

Lots of blog reaction (via Memeorandum) by Michelle Malkin, Gateway Pundit, Hot Air, Jawa Report, Fausta Wertz, Jason Steck and Jammie Wearing Fool.

-- Robert Stacy McCain, assistant national editor, The Washington Times