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Carla et Sarkozy: Tres chic


That Sarkozy is a chick magnet. Didya see the pic of the French prez with the Queen? She was smiling like a smitten school girl. And the model missus? On a day a naked photo from her modeling days resurfaced around the world, Madame Carla shows up on a state visit to Britain looking like a modern Jackie O in Dior. Yummy. We loved her suit so much we almost climbed inside our computer just to fondle it. And she wore FLATS. Decadence (and likely Chanel), probably so she wouldn’t tower over the new hubbie. He must have some kind of charisma. They are the world's hottest power couple. They make Paris and Benji look like apartment dwellers from Tarzana.


Ah, yes a tiny glimpse into the Chelsea Clinton personality as she shot back at a student at Butler University that it was "none of your business" when asked about her mom, Monica and Bill scandal. Seems the apple does not fall too far from the (dad) tree. Mainly, we're just glad to note that she can stand on her own, although candidly we'd have liked to have seen her go postal on the dude, just for fun. Be cool to have her speak at the Democratic convention along with Michelle Obama.


Actress Demi Moore's over-40 beauty secret? LEECHES. Ummmmletusthinkaboutitno.
Botox, check. Facial fillers, sure. Surgery, if necessary. But big, slimy blood-sucking worms. NOT. Is having a 20-something hubbie not enough for this girl? AS IF.


Some British dude has fashioned a dung catapult to scare off would-be vandals. Could we possibly get a blueprint for this device? We plan to shoot it off our roof at folks who play those big booming bass stereos with the windows down in their cars. No volume control. No peace. BTW: We use the same standard for hotels. No fluffy bathrobe. No peace.


If we followed the logic of the latest polls, the longer this presidential primary contest goes on, the chances grow for everyone hating both Democratic candidates. Probably too soon for McCain to feel good about it all, but certainly his handlers must be taking lots of notes. Who would have thunk it, with all the Bush haters foaming at a change in administrations, that the Democrats would be having such trouble. Kinda wild.


— Andrea Billups, The Washington Times

Comments (1)

Don't know about the hot couple, but if Sarkozy follows through with his spending freeze and infrastructure analysis and helps out in Afghanistan, he will definitely prove he has a sense of reality above the rest of his European counter parts.
If Chelsea is going to step into her parents world she better be ready to wade through the associated garbage they left behind.
One thing about the Democrats current situation, they can't blame it on Bush. Someone needs to tell them the ideologies of the 60's have evolved and need to be addressed differently in the 21st century, i.e. they no longer hold the high moral ground. Actually, with Bill Clinton as a model, not sure where their morals lie.

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