We bought two pairs of corduroys this weekend to help us get into the fall spirit, but so far it isn't working. We hate it that a time change is coming soon, don't you? Sigh. But we do love the pretty leaves.
We bet you a million dollars Mitt Romney is one nice man, but we gotta say that he looks so perfectly attired and so inhumanely scripted, particularly at the debates, that we wonder if he isn't made of wax. Is it just us? We have trouble connecting — it all seems oddly unnatural. And yet, probably really ... nice.
The MTV Awards, from Vegas this year? Could not help ourselves. And so Britney made her much-anticipated comeback and turns out she does have a future after all: at a suburban strip club. Talk about phoning it in. Talk about a good 10 pounds bloated with a gut. Smile, honey. You do have something to prove, and while we are on a rant, who in the world is managing you? And if he or she isn't furious this morning, he isn't earning his money.
Did you see that youngster Chris Brown? Now THAT was dancing and performing. Genius.
Seeing Cee-Lo sing some rock with the Foo Fighters, didn't he look and kind sound of like a heavyweight Darius Rucker with some exceptional jewelry?
Speaking of heavy, what has Beyonce been eating? Girl looks big. But Timbaland looks amazing, having gotten so fit, and anything he touches seems to turn to gold.
Finally, didntcha smile big at the Pepsi beachball commercials, especially the whale? Q-T!
Kanye West. Rhymes with "HIT MUTE BUTTON."
What if we had a secretary of state that was like the Ari character on "Entourage?"
If he can successfully take on Harvey Weinstein and win, what might he do with Chavez or some other global baddies? Negotiate this. Ari is the parfait diplomat for our times. Oh, if it were so. We hate it that this season's "Entourage" is over. We know a guy in real life who is just like Johnny Drama.
We thought that chick who got booted from Southwest Airlines last week for her ... ummmmm ... fashion-forward outfit looked "smokin' hot," kind of like Leslie Bibb as Will Ferrell's wife in "Talladega Nights." Sometimes we fantasize about putting a cougar into Al Gore's Prius. Scratch that. We meant "extremely environmentally friendly" Lear jet. Kidding. We love animals way too much for that.
Speaking of animals: Paris Hilton got tired of all those 20 yappy chihuahuas she drags all over tarnation, and now she's planning on a baby? Way to get your life together, honey. What about college? Business school? Oh, yes, and the all-important husband? Look at Ivanka Trump. She's blonde, rich and smart, and she ain't getting naked on the Internet, either. We do, however, love the short and real hair, a welcome change.
If we were a University of Michigan grad — ummm, no, Go Gators — we'd be really crying into our pumpkin spice latte. A bad two weeks for the Wolverines.
Curtis Granderson is THE most unsung player in MLB. Can you say "contract renegotiation," boys and girls? If not the Tigers, mebbe he'd like playing in Chicago? He's becoming Jeter-like, but with a different set of skills.
— Andrea Billups, The Washington Times
