Hey, what about that Lee Bollinger, the prez of Columbia University, giving that sicko Ahmadinejad the schpilkis before his much ballyhooed speech at the school yesterday? We are a little shocked and happily surprised by the tirade. You go, academic boy. About time you stood up and told him what is. We are a little saddened, tho, that the networks gave little Freakie Eyes a national television forum for his madness, but we love how LEO extraordinaire Bo Dietl described as "a little guy whose suits don't fit him." Terrific stuff.
Oh, and one more thing: No GAY people in Iran? That must explain that tieless, colorless unconstructed slacker jacket look that the kookshow keeps on wearing. AS IF.
Ah, yes: New episodes of House, M.D. We love the writing on this show. "Where did you come from?" Dr. House is asked. "Apes and Democrats," he responds. We nearly spilled our French roast all over our suburban news lair. There seem to be a lot of that genus and species floating around.
Mrs. Bill Clinton told Fox News' Chris Wallace that she can appeal to Democrats and Republicans ... and to that, we quote the venerable words of one Whitney Houston: "Crack is whack."
Shia LaBeouf looks like Russell Crowe's son, no? A dead ringer. We hope he is less angry.
We think Jenny McCarthy's bob is such a great cut, although we don't have the guts or the hair type to do it ourselves.
The people in Arkansas are supernice and we love the accents. We are homesick. We really are.
— Andrea Billups, The Washington Times
Comments (4)
I watched Mr. Bollinger's utterly rude, juvenile, petulant and insulting introduction of his guest, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on TV yesterday. It was a sorry spectacle and a disgrace to Columbia University. As Chris Matthews said on MSNBC's Hardball yesterday, Mr. Bollinger is a "horse's a..." I think he should be fired as president of Columbia University.
Posted by Fil Munas | September 26, 2007 5:32 AM
I always thought Bo Dietl's suits fit him very well.
Posted by albert ross | September 26, 2007 6:41 AM
It was a shameful spectacle. Bollinger's neanderthal speech was unbecoming for the president of such a presigious university.
Posted by Callie Ryan | September 26, 2007 2:03 PM
My hat is off the President Bollinger. Thank God that there is one literate University President who still understands the difference between tyranny and social justice. The President of Iran is an empty headed pig and those who call him that are right on track. Most people forget that he was a ring leader in the hostage crisis during the days of our empty headed President, Jimmy Carter. In the last ten years I have known four, well educated, knowledgeable people who have said Carter was a liar; a fool; an idiot; a consumate politician embodying all of those traits.Take your pick!
Posted by Gordon Vinson | September 26, 2007 5:16 PM