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Preaching with an M-16


When things get too bizarre in the world of religion, I turn to the Christian satire magazine The Wittenburg Door. I've been reading it off and on since it was founded in the 1970s, as they're the jesters of American evangelicalism. Here's some wacko bumper-sticker suggestions from a recent issue:


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  • Jesus saves, but the interest rate leaves a lot to be desired


  • The meek don't want it


  • The Gospel is more convincing when accompanied by an M-16


  • One nation under awed


  • Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and you shall be slightly irritating


  • Given God's aversion to sin, it's probably best to limit visitation hours



    Julia Duin, assistant national editor/religion, The Washington Times

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